Small bladders.

  Every time I go out to the pub with my friends, they all know I have to sit on the outside of the booth.  I piss once every twenty minutes.  Is it because my bladders so small, or because I drink more than the normal person should?  Probably a bit of both.  I've pissed on several of my girlfriends after going to sleep.  It's not a wise idea to chug a few beers before you inevitably pass out anyway(I'm a slow learner on thing like this).

  Last time I went to the pub, me and Bad Blake decided to stroll down to another bar within two minutes walking distance.  Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in this place, since I hate everyone employed by the bar, and it's full of snobby fucks.  But I went because I was half lit, and Bad Blake didn't want to go to meet a girl there alone.  When I'm in a place I don't like, I drink a lot(more than I usually do).  I'm not exactly sure what happened, but by the time we got back to the pub I was lit.  Not to mention the pit stop we made at the mexican resturaunt in between the snoody bar and the original pub.  I allegedly pissed on the window, in front of a family.  I'm not proud of the fact, but honestly who's going to bring their kids to a bar(Yes, the mexican resturaunt was one of the four or five bars we have in our small town) on a Saturday night?

  Once we got back I started to 'come to'.  An hour passed, and then one of our finests came in and asked me to follow him out(Rookie mistake that I complied).  He arrested me for a Public Intoxication, and Indecent Exposure.  I was released the following morning on a couple hundred dollars for bond.  However, it violated my probation I'm on for a DUI I received earlier in January.

  I missed my court date(Long story), so now I have a warrant on me.  Anyway, I'd like to continue posting on this blog.  I'm turning myself into the authorities Thursday(A couple more nights drinking might settle my nerves).  Hopefully when I get back out(around 30 days) I'll have something more to write about if anyone's interested.