tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27081796781578699542011-07-07T20:28:39.926-07:00Drink upJust a boring blog about drinkin.John Waynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14267002439976709993noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2708179678157869954.post-51426283686323418762010-08-31T14:38:00.000-07:002010-08-31T14:38:03.026-07:00Small bladders. Every time I go out to the pub with my friends, they all know I have to sit on the outside of the booth. I piss once every twenty minutes. Is it because my bladders so small, or because I drink more than the normal person should? Probably a bit of both. I've pissed on several of my girlfriends after going to sleep. It's not a wise idea to chug a few beers before you inevitably pass out anyway(I'm a slow learner on thing like this).<br /><br /> Last time I went to the pub, me and Bad Blake decided to stroll down to another bar within two minutes walking distance. Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in this place, since I hate everyone employed by the bar, and it's full of snobby fucks. But I went because I was half lit, and Bad Blake didn't want to go to meet a girl there alone. When I'm in a place I don't like, I drink a lot(more than I usually do). I'm not exactly sure what happened, but by the time we got back to the pub I was lit. Not to mention the pit stop we made at the mexican resturaunt in between the snoody bar and the original pub. I allegedly pissed on the window, in front of a family. I'm not proud of the fact, but honestly who's going to bring their kids to a bar(Yes, the mexican resturaunt was one of the four or five bars we have in our small town) on a Saturday night?<br /><br /> Once we got back I started to 'come to'. An hour passed, and then one of our finests came in and asked me to follow him out(Rookie mistake that I complied). He arrested me for a Public Intoxication, and Indecent Exposure. I was released the following morning on a couple hundred dollars for bond. However, it violated my probation I'm on for a DUI I received earlier in January.<br /><br /> I missed my court date(Long story), so now I have a warrant on me. Anyway, I'd like to continue posting on this blog. I'm turning myself into the authorities Thursday(A couple more nights drinking might settle my nerves). Hopefully when I get back out(around 30 days) I'll have something more to write about if anyone's interested. <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2708179678157869954-5142628368632341876?l=first8timer.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Waynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14267002439976709993noreply@blogger.com0